Mr Cat & The Jackal

This is fresh meat. This is a good stiff whiskey – neat; in a messy, frilly frock. This is Mr Cat & The Jackal. This is Cult-Crunchy-Rock.

They’re going to be called everything from Mr Hat And The Hackles to futuristic hillbilly renegades, and smile sardonically right through it. Why? Coz they’re the new cool. Carefully unkempt, musically gifted, and unperturbed by idiots. They’re writing songs they like for women they love about things like working 9 to 5, and getting away with it. Okay, everybody does that. But not everybody does it that WELL.

The stage is packed with weird and wonderful instruments. The sound is a Gutsy guttural grunt and feathery hollers alternating with incredibly delicate and feminine harmonies. They know about silence in composition. About measure in full song. They know about dropping you in the middle of a raucous acoustic rant. They know about spiralling melodies, building tension, and breaking it. THIS IS FUN!

Straight- This Mr.Life Guy, he ain't serious he's just joking around with us. He's got his deck of cards, his bag of tricks, his rabbit in a hat. And thats how he always fools us like that. He walks around with a suitcase and a cane, wearing a trench-coat over his clown suit next to his trusted Doberman. He's got it all figured out but his not gonna tell u. He's got a few things up his sleeves that he might just show you. But that vicious beast next to him is not to be trusted. He's name is other people and his got razors in his jaws. So don't come too close cause he's got quite a long chain, and Mr.Life will just laugh at you cringing in pain. So be cautious, and don't try to beat him at his game. you might be sitting with pocket aces but you know he's got five spades. and you can bet your ass its as straight as an arrow and you cant quit while your ahead cause you will never get there. Theres a few more characters in Mr.life's entourage. He keeps a marquise tent and a caravan full of freaks in his garage. And he travels from town to town in a rusted Ford pickup And he's sure to dazzle sure to entertain where he stops. Like this one fellow in his crew whose a real slippery cat. he can escape out of anything disappear with a drop of a hat . so bring along your locks, your chains, your hammers and your shackles Mr.Truth is known to take up any challenge. And theres the trapeze artist Miss.Carma Yea she's a real tease. shes always out to get you except if you keep her pleased. She once walked the tight rope over the grand canyon just for fun yea you know she knows all there is to know about balance. And there's also three big cats that escaped from a zoo. they once ate the entire audience as well as half of the crew. they will swallow anything whole that u throw in front of them. but Mr.Luck the lion tamer know just how to handle them. Everybody always says live your life with no regrette's but its not so easy if u think all your actions have effects. all your decisions have got consequence so be sure not to bluff is it a, or b, or c, or d or none of the above